Timberlake Booted From Ghetto Red Carpet: Tries Too Hard to be Black

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“He tries too hard to be black.” That’s ultimately what it came down to, said Underpriviledged Media editor Kirkland Perkins. That is the voice of the Ghetto Bragging Rights community. “Justin Timberlake is no Vanilla Ice. He deserves to be able to compete for the Ghetto’s most respected rights, Ghetto Bragging Rights Unplugged critic Howard [...]

Best Practice When Being Robbed by Blacks Seeking Ghetto Bragging Rights: Give up the Money & Run!

UNDERPRIVILEGED BLACK THIEVES EYEBALL ‘BILL CATHCART’ TYPES TO UPSTAGE THORPE IN 2008 GHETTO, BLACK, MALE, FELON BRAGGING RIGHTS COMPETITION
What will it take to upstage Michael ‘Turtle’ Thorpe’s leading position for the 2008 Sexiest & Hardest Ghetto, Black, Male, Felon Bragging Rights? “This year’s competition is flooded with submissions,” competition editor, Kirkland Perkins notes. “Some [...]