Tall, Dark & Rapist: Britney’s Darkest Secret Admirer

“The only way he’d be more popular is if he’d robed, raped & killed Britney Spears” – Kirkland Perkins

DAVIDSON MISTAKEN FOR CHRIST

“It’s been 7 months since he’s held it, but the #1 spot is his again.

 

Bumping Savannah, Georgia’s legendary slave avenger, Michael Thorpe, to the #2 position and his own brother, Letalvis Cobbins into [...]

When they refused to gang-bang her, she threatened to call the sheriff. That’s when she got killed.

 

Cops lie, the media lies & white people lie; but the streets don’t tell lies. Word on the streets is that Emily Haddock was no angel.
Bigger than Haddock, however, is the splash Michael Graham Currie, her alleged killer, is making in the Sexiest & Hardest Ghetto Black Male Felon Bragging Rights community!

But can Currie [...]

Hush Crimes & other White Faery Tales…

The concept of the White Hush Crime is no more real than the Tooth-Faery.
Its reference surfaces in cases like the December 2000 Witchita Massacre.
The popular stories in cases like these portray the young, black men allegedly involved as violent criminals; and, they accuse the the media of not giving the [...]

Timberlake Booted From Ghetto Red Carpet: Tries Too Hard to be Black

TIMBERLAKE
REJECTED

“He tries too hard to be black.” That’s ultimately what it came down to, said Underpriviledged Media editor Kirkland Perkins. That is the voice of the Ghetto Bragging Rights community. “Justin Timberlake is no Vanilla Ice. He deserves to be able to compete for the Ghetto’s most respected rights, Ghetto Bragging Rights Unplugged critic Howard [...]

Best Practice When Being Robbed by Blacks Seeking Ghetto Bragging Rights: Give up the Money & Run!

UNDERPRIVILEGED BLACK THIEVES EYEBALL ‘BILL CATHCART’ TYPES TO UPSTAGE THORPE IN 2008 GHETTO, BLACK, MALE, FELON BRAGGING RIGHTS COMPETITION
What will it take to upstage Michael ‘Turtle’ Thorpe’s leading position for the 2008 Sexiest & Hardest Ghetto, Black, Male, Felon Bragging Rights? “This year’s competition is flooded with submissions,” competition editor, Kirkland Perkins notes. “Some [...]